you just woke up from a bad dream. what do you do?
to wake up and make breakfast, turn to page 6.
to go back to sleep, turn to page 8.
to turn into a hysterical woman who has to be dragged away by emts, turn to page 13.
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you have murdered your entire family, return to page 12.
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you have been eaten by a grue. go back to page 5.
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you never wake up again. sorry.
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they are going to leave you here. do not pass go. do not collect $200.
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you have no choice. proceed to the last page.
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Congratulations, you killed the dinosaurs, saved the universe, and made chicken pot pie. Have a nice day.
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